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Dinner II: The Gallery of Regrettable Foods (Part 2)

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nonblonde007

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Eynkiora, That looks like a blackened wild boars head, complete with tusks and eyes!

I love glass noodles, I love pho, I love shitake's, and I love all the trimmings that go with it. Should go well together right!?

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The taste was out of this world, you just had to close your eyes to the horrible colors............easier said than done. If I didn't know what any of that stuff was, there is No way I would have put it into my mouth!

Brenda

I whistfully mentioned how I missed sushi. Truly horrified, she told me "you city folk eat the strangest things!", and offered me a freshly fried chitterling!

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Jamie Lee

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Nonblonde007:

I am laughing so hard, I might wet my pants!!!

That mushroom in the middle is positively, hideously, grossly pornographic (and I don't mean food-porn!)

Either I have an overly active imagination, or that 'shroom needs a hit of viagra!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Jamie Lee

Beauty fades, Dumb lasts forever. - Judge Judy

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Peter the eater

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There is just something so........."klingonesque".about that noodle dish  :blink:

Klingonesque!?! That is a very special nerd word - you have exposed yourself! Take two Romulan ales and go to bed.

Peter Gamble aka "Peter the eater"

I just made a cornish game hen with chestnut stuffing. . .

Would you believe a pigeon stuffed with spam? . . .

Would you believe a rat filled with cough drops?

Moe Sizlack

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nonblonde007

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:laugh::laugh::laugh: It Does have an alien eel-worm-ish look to it, with misc. un-manned critters floating around!

Brenda

I whistfully mentioned how I missed sushi. Truly horrified, she told me "you city folk eat the strangest things!", and offered me a freshly fried chitterling!

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eskay

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I should take a picture of my morning oatmeal sometime, the cinnamon (or something) makes it a kind of brownish grey colour, and oatmeal isn't that attractive to begin with :P

Kate

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Ce'nedra

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Eynkiora,  That looks like a blackened wild boars head, complete with tusks and eyes! 

I love glass noodles, I love pho, I love shitake's, and I love all the trimmings that go with it.  Should go well together right!?

gallery_48503_5003_549084.jpg

The taste was out of this world, you just had to close your eyes to the horrible colors............easier said than done.  If I didn't know what any of that stuff was, there is No way I would have put it into my mouth!

Looks like what Medusa's head would have looked like if a wild bird decided to turn it into a monster nest of some kind :shock::laugh:

There is just something so........."klingonesque".about that noodle dish  :blink:

Klingonesque!?! That is a very special nerd word - you have exposed yourself! Take two Romulan ales and go to bed.

HAHHAHHA! NERD!

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Lindacakes

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At the risk of offending those of you who may enjoy this ingredient, I have to say that the thing on the bottom, slightly to the right looks a lot like the pig uteruses available in Chinatown.

I like to bake nice things. And then I eat them. Then I can bake some more.

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Ce'nedra

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People eat pig uteruses?! Wait...people actually eat UTERUSES?! :shock:

Ok because of Lindacakes recent education, I just looked it up -trying to see if it was in fact true (hey, I'm shocked) -and this is what I found:

The cooked uterus also had a foul smell that grew worse with each passing day. It kind of smelled like sour milk.

...ok...

you can read more (and there's a picture of it) here: http://www.starchive.com/Fear_Factor/gross...12_uterus.shtml

Musings and Morsels - a film and food blog

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dockhl

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People eat pig uteruses?! Wait...people actually eat UTERUSES?! :shock:

Ok because of Lindacakes recent education, I just looked it up -trying to see if it was in fact true (hey, I'm shocked) -and this is what I found:

The cooked uterus also had a foul smell that grew worse with each passing day. It kind of smelled like sour milk.

...ok...

you can read more (and there's a picture of it) here: http://www.starchive.com/Fear_Factor/gross...12_uterus.shtml

No thanks...........

should that be "uteri" ? :wacko::wink:

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nonblonde007

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It does look similar............I bought some for a halloween party "fear factor"contest. I boiled it, along with various other disgusting things. Stunk up the entire house for days!!!!!

Brenda

I whistfully mentioned how I missed sushi. Truly horrified, she told me "you city folk eat the strangest things!", and offered me a freshly fried chitterling!

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eskay

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I should take a picture of my morning oatmeal sometime, the cinnamon (or something) makes it a kind of brownish grey colour, and oatmeal isn't that attractive to begin with :P

Please do!

You asked for it:

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This is breakfast, most mornings (although there's usually fruit in it). Looks pretty unappetizing, but tastes good, and gets me through my morning classes :raz:

Kate

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Sony

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I've never taken a picture of a meal I've made for myself, but this one was so utterly heinous that as soon as I plated it, I immediately grabbed my camera with the intention of posting on this thread. :biggrin:

That gray goo was actually quite delicious....it's an avgolemono sauce (water + egg + lemon juice + hot sauce, whisked over low heat, and finished at the end with a wee bit o' butter) that went wrong in 2 ways:

1. I decided to make in a cast iron skillet instead of enameled cast iron. (color)

2. I let it sit for a few minutes while I took a phone call, and I should have remembered how well cast iron retains heat. (texture)

Just wanted to provide sketchy details in case you too want to create your own horrific masterpiece!

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layla17

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Why the hell is it grey!?

I understand how it could burn, or perhaps get a bit off colour, but it looks like you've got Photoshop going on in your pans - Desaturating your sauces.

The gray through me off a bit too. It sticks out like a sore thumb in the picture.

I'm currently trying a new colon cleanser and I feel great.

Are you drinking enough water ?

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