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Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Jin - what temperature do you find brings out the most flavor.

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Reminds me of the old Twilight Zone espisode - "How to Serve Man."

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Internal temp of 160 F.

"I've caught you Richardson, stuffing spit-backs in your vile maw. 'Let tomorrow's omelets go empty,' is that your fucking attitude?" -E. B. Farnum

"Behold, I teach you the ubermunch. The ubermunch is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the ubermunch shall be the meaning of the earth!" -Fritzy N.

"It's okay to like celery more than yogurt, but it's not okay to think that batter is yogurt."

Serving fine and fresh gratuitous comments since Oct 5 2001, 09:53 PM

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

-- Jeff

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." -- Groucho Marx

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

"I've caught you Richardson, stuffing spit-backs in your vile maw. 'Let tomorrow's omelets go empty,' is that your fucking attitude?" -E. B. Farnum

"Behold, I teach you the ubermunch. The ubermunch is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the ubermunch shall be the meaning of the earth!" -Fritzy N.

"It's okay to like celery more than yogurt, but it's not okay to think that batter is yogurt."

Serving fine and fresh gratuitous comments since Oct 5 2001, 09:53 PM

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

Don't cook people who I feel bad for.

-- Jeff

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." -- Groucho Marx

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

Don't cook people who I feel bad for.

-- Jeff

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." -- Groucho Marx

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Ah, Jeff, you buggered it. :sad:

"I've caught you Richardson, stuffing spit-backs in your vile maw. 'Let tomorrow's omelets go empty,' is that your fucking attitude?" -E. B. Farnum

"Behold, I teach you the ubermunch. The ubermunch is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the ubermunch shall be the meaning of the earth!" -Fritzy N.

"It's okay to like celery more than yogurt, but it's not okay to think that batter is yogurt."

Serving fine and fresh gratuitous comments since Oct 5 2001, 09:53 PM

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

Don't cook people who I feel bad for.

Bad cooks don't feel people.

Dave Scantland
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Eat more chicken skin.

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

Don't cook people who I feel bad for.

Bad cooks don't feel people.

People don't feel bad cooks.

I don't understand why rappers have to hunch over while they stomp around the stage hollering.  It hurts my back to watch them. On the other hand, I've been thinking that perhaps I should start a rap group here at the Old Folks' Home.  Most of us already walk like that.

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

I don't cook, I feel bad.

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

I don't cook, I feel bad.

I cook. I feel. I bad.

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

I don't cook, I feel bad.

I cook. I feel. I bad.

If you stare at this thing for long enough, the lines start moving.....

Most women don't seem to know how much flour to use so it gets so thick you have to chop it off the plate with a knife and it tastes like wallpaper paste....Just why cream sauce is bitched up so often is an all-time mytery to me, because it's so easy to make and can be used as the basis for such a variety of really delicious food.

- Victor Bergeron, Trader Vic's Book of Food & Drink, 1946

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

I don't cook, I feel bad.

I cook. I feel. I bad.

If you stare at this thing for long enough, the lines start moving.....

People are nice, flowers are nice, people are flowers.

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

I don't cook bad, for people.

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i feel bad for people who don't cook.

I cook for people who don't feel bad.

And, especially, for those who do.

i pity those who don't cook for people who feel bad.

I feel for people who cook for bad people.

I feel people who cook and aren't bad people.

For I cook people who don't feel bad.

I don't cook for bad people. :biggrin:

Don't feel bad, for I cook people.

Feel bad for people who I don't cook.

I don't feel bad for cook people.

I don't cook bad, for people.

Don't I feel bad for people who cook?

-- Jeff

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." -- Groucho Marx

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