After only two years of marriage I have come to accept that eventually, almost all of these things will end up in my kitchen, thanks to my wife. However, I have to admit, the Ronco Rottiserie is quite good. Not only for poultry, but I made some great steaks in it too. So we love to "set it and forget it." We tried the "set it and go fuck yourself" but it really wasn't for us. One night when I couldn't sleep I saw an infomercial for the Kitchen Aid mixer, that we love. It was so obnoxious I wanted to return it. Everytime my wife's haircuts get more expensive, I try to find a cheaper place for mine. She just found an outrageously expensive new guy. I had been going to Supercuts, but now I'm going to have to get the "hair vacuum". On the bright side, since reading Kitchen Confidential, my wife does not buy every knife she sees. That make our house a lot safer.