I went to one of those random band name generator websites to get some ideas. The Crippling Hunger Diner Polyester World (I just couldn't resist this one. It sounds a bit like a Chuck E. Cheese kind of place. I bet I'd be the big dork that I am and actually go to this place of my own free will.) Sucky Bucket Cafe John Johnson's Sickly Spinach Restaurant (Oh come on, you know the whole 'spinach makes you sick now' thing was a total scam from the carot industry.) Floppy Lodge (Ski, snowboard, throw snow balls at your neighbor, eat...uh...snow?) The Pure Place (OMG...Where everything is PURE! LOL I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.) The Yucky Human Cafe (No humans allowed.) The Spinach Spot Hot Spot (I don't know why, but I just like the spinach ones. I find spinach funny, and I don't know why.) Mkay, I'm done. Those are all really lame, I know. I couldn't figure out how to use this as a restaurant name, but at one point the band name generator gave me Vegetable Spinach. I just thought that was funny. --Ciao --Jai (P.S. I plugged in the word 'goat' just for kicks. One was "Goat Sadness." I like that one. That is totally the new name of my band.) EDIT: Dude, this thread is a few months away afrom being two years old. I don't care. I like this thread. Very funny.