I hate to admit this but way back when, when I was first dating my wife, we went into a Red Lobster. As the salads came I dug in and somehow flipped a lettuce leaf, covered in bright orange dressing, onto the lap of a nearby diner. As if this wasn't bad enough, this was at the time when "Disco was king" and white pants were everywhere. Fortunately for me he didn't notice but I believe we ate rather quickly and left before the discovery. I always feel guilty when I think back on this but my wife and always have a good laugh at the same time
you went to Red Lobster?? Man, that IS embarassing. ← Hey! I was poor and didn't know any better. I'm happy to say my tastes have MUCH improved since then. (Plus, I wasn't the one in the white suit )