This is a fun thread. Tonight I did chicken breasts wrapped up in some very thin (1/16") beech-smoked pancetta. Seasoned well with salt, pepper and fresh thyme (would normally use sage but just sold the house with sage in my herb garden) pan fried then finished in the oven and drizzled with a sauce made of reduced balsamic, chicken stock, then mounted with some butter. It was great. Last night we went to a restaurant in Bath called Fish Works. I fancied scallops, so I asked how they were done. The reply was "they're fried" and what garnish? "maybe some salad". I assumed the problem was with the waitress not speaking very good english and decided to try my luck in spite of this bad start. Eventually the chef called down to the dining room I was in and enquired as to whether I would like some hollandaise! It will go down in history as one of the more bizarre restaurant experiences. Needless to say I wouldn't recommend the place should you find yourself in the area...