Thank you all for the great suggestions. We had a fun time all in all, though it ended up being harder than I thought to get the in-laws out of their comfort zone (long story there). So, we ended up having cocktails at their hotel's free happy hour (one of the airport chains, which should clue you in to our framework) because they didn't think it made any sense to go "Out" for what we could get for free. Ugh. But our son enjoyed swimming in the pool and watching cable tv and being pampered by the grandparents. We did convince them to go to "Burgerville" over Mickey D's with the kids! Yay. Unfortuanely, they had all kinds of problems with their order there and were unimpressed. Doh! The grandparents implied that they'd meant Mcmenamins when they suggested we take the siblings out- but we convinced everyone that we could stop in Kennedy school so they could see the concept, and that the food we were going to have was much better. THen it was off to Wildwood for dinner, which was lovely. We just had salads and entrees. I am a little fuzzy about the details (I drank a little too much and am alchohol lightweight- don't worry we had a DD). A friend of mine works there, so he sent over some lovely desserts. A Nectarine Tart Tatin, and a berry soaked bread pudding. So we didn't end up going to dessert anywhere either. Which was just as well, as our guests were perfectly happy which was the point after all. It didn't end up being the cool taste of Portland tour I'd wanted to give, but that was about me anyway, and everyone was happy. So it was a success.