This is truly embarrassing. I love and actively seek out Morningstar Farms vegetarian corn dogs, which are not always easy to come by. Just the fact that I like corn dogs is humiliating enough. I eat them with homemade Russian style mustard, which sounds, and is, a bit incongruous. As I'm an occasional carnivore, I'm in a position to state that these fake franks have a taste, texture and mouthfeel which could almost fool participants in a blind test. These corn dogs are not deep-fried, BTW, so that greasy carnival quality is absent - which is OK by me.