Thank you so much for that hilarious reply, Jaimie. I had a bad day at work yesterday and was having a little pity party this a.m. I'm much happier now after reading your post. This is the second time I have heard of a bad outcome of "picking up a pre-made" turkey dinner...is there a third, anyone (3 strikes it's out), because the cost and effortlessness of it all sounds so reasonable, unless, of course, you get food poisoning. There is no guarantee this could not happen at my mother's house. (She thawed the last turkey in the basement, uncovered, and found the ends of the legs chewed off. My visiting cat had a wonderful feast. And, of course, vomited later all over my mother's carpet. Kitty is no longer welcome at her house.) No plans for Thanksgiving yet. Will probably support my local chefs and eat out in peace.