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the count of monte christo

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  1. Great book. Highlights for me were-

    Steve Terry talking about the inspiration he was getting from a little known restaurant in Spain called El Bulli. I think he was at Coast at the time.

    Gordon Ramsay saying he thought tv work was scary and not really for him!

    Marco Pierre White larging it up.

    Tom Aitkens saying it was out of order to hit your staff and laying down massive hints about a chef who might have assaulted his staff. He was sacked a couple of months later for branding a chef with a pallete knife.

    The PR machine hadn't blanded everything out back then, and they spoke their minds, not the boring predictable stuff we get these days. Shame.

  2. Samantha, if you had bothered to eat there on a regular basis you might notice that although the menu may not change much the dishes certainly do. At least Heston manages to refine things without throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

    There is cetainly no need to eat the same dish twice and if you  must have the tasting menu just ask to swap some things, they always seem happy to do so.

    It's always the same old complaint I keep hearing about The Fat Duck, which is 'the menu never changes'. Nimzo, I think if The Fat Duck quit refining dishes and came up with some new ones then this complaint would go away. If they are a truely innovative restaurant, then this shouldn't be difficult. There isn't an out pouring of creativity at The Fat Duck anymore, just, as you say, a lot of technical refinment. I'd love the excitment of tasting and hearing about things like white chocolate and cavair, tabacco truffles and the breakfast dessert, to come back. It seems to me that The Fat Duck has stopped dreaming.

  3. Degusto is right. Thrice (?) cooked chips is nothing new. I remember many years ago buying some fish and chips, taking them home and microwaving them. I didn't get chance to eat them straight away, so I microwaved them again. In fact they could have been cooked FOUR times !! Feel free to copy my methods but an acknowledgement on your menu would be only fair. Are they better than the chips at The Fat Duck ? Well that's a matter of personal preference isn't it.

  4. They have had a few problems at The Plough of late. Darron Bunn left 1 month after the opening, David Bennett left 6 months later and Barry Skarin left just before christmas. They were closed over the christmas period and reopened late jan. Haven't been in recently but I live just round the corner and play for Whinchmoor Hill cricket team so I know just how much the restaurant means to the villagers. I hope they manage to get it back on track and put the problems behind them.

  5. I do see your point Dirk. I think the problem with the whole 'celebrity' notion is that people seem to assume that a favourable connection between talent and profile exists. The truth is, in general, that there isn't any connection whatsoever. The more high profile you become does not mean you become more talented or are talented to begin with. On the contrary it simply means you have a good PR company or your face/personality is right for the mass media. I find the whole celebrity thing nauseous, I mean who makes a better role model for young kids Jordan and co or the many leading scientists/academics we have in this country? Or keeping on topic GR or SH ? I'm completely baffled by popular culture these days.

  6. I don't agree with the jist of what he says about GR/MW/HB being " willingly insitutionalised by their craft". Maybe they are, but so what, that's their choice and it's their life. I can think of much worse ways to live. Comparing these craftsmen to, I presume, stereotypical footballers is just ridiculous. And Meade's high brow tone when discussing chef's in general just doesn't cut it with me. Is he bitter? I expect so. As for the book, well, the Shaun Hill section is by far the most entertaining. I particularly liked the recollections from his time at the Gay Hussar, great stories there. The rest of it is total sycophantic rubbish, mixed with really tragic and predictable one liners. All in all........... worth about 3 quid.

  7. I should declare bias as list manager of the Molecular Gastronomy mailing list.

    There seems to be some confusion between Molecular Gastronomy as the science and understanding of food and its perception, and a gastronomic style.

    MG as a science is I'm sure what Nikolas Kurti has in mind when he coined the name, and what Herve This teaches and holds seminars about. Knowing more about the how food cooks is something useful to all.

    The better understanding leads to a new range of techniques and dishes. These techniques can also be used to re-create or create classical inspired dishes - lighter mousses, for example. However like any technique they can be applied with skill and imagination  by a talented chef, or misapplied or used out of context by a poor one.

    Are you implying that any new cooking technique, discovered by any chef, falls under the guise of M/G ? If not, then what does a new technique discovered by a chef fall under ? It seems to me that M/G is a term for a very old process called cooking. What is the difference between discovering how to make burre blanc and how to make an escuma ? A science paper maybe ?

  8. I would be very interested, yes thanks. I think I went to Marcel's once, very MPW if I remember correctly. If its the place I'm thinking of (slightly out of town in a mostly residential area with a very fussy modern interior) I had a gateau opera for dessert that was straight outof the pages of Canteen Cuisine.

    That would make sense Andy as Wayne Newsome did a stint at Harveys. He's a very hard working, talented and creative chef. I'm glad he's got his own place again, bravo and good luck to him. You could do a lot worse Andy.

  9. it's like serving tournedos rossini in a soup cup

    Great idea lets see ..

    1. Dry rosti by leaving it in your airing cupboard over night, crush and place in bottom of cup.

    2. strap beef fillet to the side of space shuttle and remove on return from deep space mission, tenderise in cement mixer and convert into blamange. Add to cup.

    3. Place foie gras on Bakerloo line track. Scrape off and churn in ice cream machine. Add to cup.

    4. Pour hot veal/maderia jus down barrel of an air gun and fire at cup from point blank range.

    5. To serve- Email it to your mum who will then eat it blindfolded and reply "That was the best fish fingers I have ever eaten".

    If this has already been done please accept my apologies.

  10. A couple of quotes from Victor's review:

    "Authority seldom responds well to sarcasm, and they kept me waiting until the next flight, but then I always seem to get delayed at airports. I put it down to all the offal I eat doing this job."

    Really? - I would put it down to making absurdly stupid comments to security at an airport during a time of high terrorism risk.  Seriously though - I'm not an uptight person but did anyone even find this funny?

    "It's the job of a good maître d' to spot a late diner in distress and calm things down."

    Is it? Victor states that he had to wait until the next flight - so how late was he I wonder? I would guess Very. Did he even bother to phone?

    I can't help but feeling that this is a review where the starting point for the restaurant wasn't exactly ideal.  I don't get the impression Victor was desperate to apologise for his lateness either - more that he had hurtled himself into the restaurant quite late and expected everyone to drop everything immediately and commence placating him over his bad day. 

     

    Am not particularly sympathetic and would not judge the restaurant over this review.  Maybe he's just pissed off that they didn't know who he was ..... 

    :wink:

    You are surely not suggesting that a restaurant manager be anything other than welcoming and ploite to any customer, late or not, are you ?

    You don't know if he phoned to say he was going to be late. You don't know how he entered the restaurant or how he behaved when he did. Your post contains negative assumptions, I dread to think how you would react if a restaurant reviewer did the same.

    As for your thought that he may be pissed off because they did not know who he was, well, they should know who he is as he writes for the evening standard every week and he is the food critic for the guardian. How could you miss him?

  11. i hadnt bothered reading todays column, the first time since i started reading the guardian many years ago that i'd not read it, one look at the face of the idiot at the top of the page was enough to make me turn back to matthew forts piece with sam and sam from moro (cant wait for the new book!)

    after reading mobys post i thought i'd read the review just to see what the joke was, next week i definately won't waste my time. it's such a shame, as the guardian is in many ways the perfect newspaper, why they have to inflict this substandard rubbish on us is beyond me.

    Could you please clarify for me what you mean by 'substandard rubbish'. I also read the review and do not feel I wasted my time. VLS spoke as he found. What more do you want?

  12. Rather than calling into question my knowledge Opson let's concentrate on the issue at hand. The Count accuses Rogan/Bradshaw of plaigiarising Adria. I haven't eaten at L'Enclume yet...but a quick look at the menu makes me think that there's really only one thing that would make you shout "Ell Bulli" and that's the foam.

    I spotted 13 references, influences and plain rip offs in this menu from chefs such as Adria, Veyrat, Robouchon, MPW and TFD (as bad).

  13. No you are not alone nor is the terminology in anyway original. It's a mish mash of Veyrat, Bras, Adria and White with the bluntest tool in a desperate chefs box thrown in........ the test tube. Suddenly chefs think they're a scientist crossed with a reincarnated Salvador Dali. The funniest thing is watching people eat this nonsense and pretend that they like it. Are they so jaded that they need culinary magic tricks before they declare that a chef is "good". This menu is the end product of our rush to make chefs celebrites and our obsession with reviewing restaurants. It's the need to stand out and be different that has created the mass plaigrism of Adria's gastronomy.

    how many chefs roast, pan fry, boil and saute?

    why are they not accused of plagiarism?

    Every single one of them, even in El Bulli, use traditional cooking methods that's not the point.

    So what is the point? You specifically site plaigiarism of Adria's gastronomy via the terminology as your reason for, as far as I can see, not buying into it.

    Perhaps you can tell us what it was specifically about your meal here that you didn't like and what the other diners were doing to make it look like they were just pretending they liked it?

    I've never eaten at L'enclume and didn't say I had. Although I have eaten Simon Rogans food twice, once at Baliffs Court and once at The Greyhound and I think he is a very good chef and so on and so on and so on......

  14. No you are not alone nor is the terminology in anyway original. It's a mish mash of Veyrat, Bras, Adria and White with the bluntest tool in a desperate chefs box thrown in........ the test tube. Suddenly chefs think they're a scientist crossed with a reincarnated Salvador Dali. The funniest thing is watching people eat this nonsense and pretend that they like it. Are they so jaded that they need culinary magic tricks before they declare that a chef is "good". This menu is the end product of our rush to make chefs celebrites and our obsession with reviewing restaurants. It's the need to stand out and be different that has created the mass plaigrism of Adria's gastronomy.

    how many chefs roast, pan fry, boil and saute?

    why are they not accused of plagiarism?

    Every single one of them, even in El Bulli, use traditional cooking methods that's not the point.

  15. Looks ambitious, and expensive, thats more the Gordon Ramsay RHR. In fact this is French Laundry money! Am I alone in finding:

    tomato here one second, gone the next

    and

    then mixed with a bit of now

    ridiculous?

    Not saying the food is not great, I'm sure it is but....

    Gourmand

    Lakeland slate, five contrasts to get you going

    *

    Butternut squash and tangerine soup, Jabugo ham, crunchy bergamot

    *

    Peppered parmesan 'French Fries', Pineapple, thyme

    *

    Cubism in Foie Gras, two cold one hot, quince, bitter chocolate, pickled onion Turkish

    *

    Brushed tuna, smokey flavour, lovage squirt, apple wash in plastic

    *

    Half soft and scrambled eggs, smoked eel hyssop froth

    *

    A 'tuberous affair' cooked in clay, juices of the black diamond

    *

    Berni's crab, warm jelly hint of woodruff, sweet pistachio fudge

    *

    Pan fried langoustine, sour grapefruit drops, tomato here one second, gone the next

    *

    Diver-caught sea scallop, good king henry, ginger and green tea foam

    *

    Cubes from Land and Sea, eucalyptus hollandaise style

    *

    Poached brill, English mace, wild tree spinach, pickle from then mixed with a bit of now

    *

    Roasted bass, calamint flavours, nutty nougatine, swish

    *

    Bottled aromas, sweet cicely, passion pipette

    *

    White truffle custard 'Chinese style'

    *

    Fennel 'Irish Coffee' cumin rice crackling

    'Challans' duck, painted lady, coffee bon bon, sour cherry juices, celery leaf

    or

    Mr Little's beef fillet, cepe Madeleine St Zita would be proud of, leaf of galiad

    *

    Monsieur Rabaud's cheeses from the trolley

    *

    Surrealist 'Slammer'

    Perilla financier, wild angelica syrup, juniper ice cream.

    Burnt cream pots, wild mountain sorrel, pimento, verbena, saffron honey.

    Upside down coconut soufflé, test tube.

    Hot chocolate mousse, spices, lapsang, yet another celebral application.

    £95.00

    No you are not alone nor is the terminology in anyway original. It's a mish mash of Veyrat, Bras, Adria and White with the bluntest tool in a desperate chefs box thrown in........ the test tube. Suddenly chefs think they're a scientist crossed with a reincarnated Salvador Dali. The funniest thing is watching people eat this nonsense and pretend that they like it. Are they so jaded that they need culinary magic tricks before they declare that a chef is "good". This menu is the end product of our rush to make chefs celebrites and our obsession with reviewing restaurants. It's the need to stand out and be different that has created the mass plaigrism of Adria's gastronomy.

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