saltylicious

Agree with the Indian curry haters. Looks & smells like baby poop. Doesn't matter if you order chicken, lamb or beef curry, it's all overcooked to a greasy, mushy, musty, murky flavored glop. The worse aspect of Indian curries is the strong & funky body odor smell. However, love Thai curries as they're visually beautiful & brightly flavored.

Ate a half bag of Heath mini-bars yesterday. Pork Larb with lettuce for breakfast. Planning to cook lentil & bacon soup for dinner. For some strange reason, the giant hotdogs in the fridge don't look slightly appealing. I'm off to grocery shopping in my pj's, need to restock chocolate, salt, carbs, & fatty.

Crunchy Cheetos! Gotta love that bright orange cheesy powder that sticks to your fingers and lips.

My wacky co-worker claims an allergy to manteca/lard/piggy fat, that it gives her serious indigestion. She eats a McDonald's Sausage McMuffin every morning, no problemo.

Breakfast: gigantic bbq pork bun, pig ribs, chicken leg... greasy bbq'd goodness. a scoop of brown rice... for fiber and to soak up the grease.

Yesterday, Safeway (our local grocery) was selling whole pies for for $1. Yes, a dollar. Nice balanced meal: tortilla chips & salsa, then slabs of pie...salty fat, sugary fat.

American processed cheese food slices... why not just slap a slice of orange-colored wax on your sandwich?

Our Dear Friends invited us for a nice home-cooked dinner... We finished eating, then Mr. Dear Friend placed the food smeared dinner plates on the kitchen floor. He called & whistled their dog and cat into kitchen. Clarabell (dog) & Fern (cat) thoroughly lick off the plates. Dear Friend said, "Oh, isn't this just great, they just love to clean the plates. I don't need to scrape the dishes. Cuts out most of the work from dishwashing." Dear Friends do not have a dishwasher. They only wash the tops of dishes, so plate bottoms are grimy/greasy. That was the first and last meal at their home. Sorry, but pet saliva lurgie cooties are not appetizing.

How about a pic of Pocky snacks?

Definitely fugly. They handles resemble lizard tongues.

AMERICAN PROCESS CHEESE FOOD SLICES.uuurrgggg horrible nonmeltable plastic orange colored sheets just too strange what the heck is cheese food? oh yeah, let's not forget Nabisco EAZY CHEESE SPRAY CHEESE in the convenient aerosol can for adding that classy touch to your cheese & crackers platter!

Salt & Pepper Squid. They turn rubbery, soggy and so sad if not eaten immediately Fried Chicken Wings aka Seagull Wings from the local pho cafe.

BACON. i always cook twice the amount, for "quality control."

Lovely Larb! Larb, larb, larb:wub: Pork, beef, chickie, fish, chorizo, spam. all good!

Fresca Peach & Citrus is really awful. Tasted like carbonated peach room freshener spray. The slimy fake chemical flavor just sticks in your throat. Yep, the weird flavor lingers just like freshener spray.

Knorr Pesto Sauce Mix (circa 1994) !!! Yes, it’s so old that the front pesto pic is faded to a drab olive/khaki shade… just like real pesto! DH protested when I tried to toss this back in 1999, when we moved in together. Claimed it would be great earthquake food, would never get stale with the high salt & chemical content.Earlier this year I threw it into the trash can, but he fished it out again. He stuck this on the tallest shelf in our editing studio/2nd bedroom, just so I can’t reach it and finally throw it away! Also, he thinks the rusty cruddy 6 pack of Harley Davidson Beer could someday be a very valuable Ebay treasure. um, yeah, right…

Mother's Peanut Butter Gaucho Sandwich Cookies aka "crack cookies". I ate the dang entire 1 pound package in the past 48 hours. ok, for my balanced diet, must now go eat some greasy salty snacks. hey Steve, are you hanging out with the ladies to get in touch with your feminine side?

Some of my 32 years old baby brother's favorite snacks: Spaghetti sangawich = leftover cold spaghetti plopped between Wonder! bread White sugar & Butter sangawich... yuck Mayonnaise sangawich... ick He insists these appetizing creations must be properly made with cottony white wonder bread.

just disturbing...beyond sad...

Check out Gourmet mag (April/2005) page 54 for the Ice Cream maker review article... Gourmet's top rated KA ice cream attachment is very clumsy and clunky. ..imo Donviers are great fun for a kids / childish adults ice cream party. They easy to clean & super cheap (only $3-4 at salvation army/goodwill stores/garage sales)

pizza potstickers pork products!!! (sausages, bacon, pork chops, jerky, bbq oinker, chicharones, ham, chorizo, headcheese, linguica, hot links, ribs, soppresata, salami, carnitas, guanciale, prosciutto, pancetta, suckling piglets, shnoots)

mayonnaise... just vile, slick, squiggy, sliminess... egads

(50/50) sriracha & ketchup dipping sauce for TATER TOTS

Salty fish head & tofu soup brings back unpleasant childhood memories. My mom would boil up a nasty pot & stink up the house. She forced us kids to drink these really giant horrible bowls. Her favorite threat/encouragement was, "DRINK IT ! IT'S GOOD FOR YOU !!!" One of my favorite dishes is that steamed pork patty with black mushrooms, water chestnut, and salty fish on top. Hom yee jee yook beng... yummy!

Stuffing potstickers is very relaxing. So easy to turn out a 100+. The Man Person usually interrupts the stuffing with his hungry/whining/drooling plea, "Oh boy, are we gonna fry and eat all of them?!"