Zoo 'Que A man from the South missed 'que so much that he went to the zoo He caught a giraffe and cut it in half and smoked it in lots of goo. It did not provide satisfaction, tho blessed with ample olifaction Despite slow cooking in goo, it had considerable chew; too much to provide groovin' action. Tho his appetite was almost indomitable, he found the zoo 'que abominable. He wondered aloud if he'd been too proud to do that which was honorable. He said, "What the heck! I'll butcher the neck." He cut it in two, and made a ragu and served it out on his deck.
