Success!!
I ended up at boring old Safeway, as Trader Joe's, while having many lovely items did not (in the Capitol Hill location) have any corn meal of any description (which I found really weird!).
So I ended up with three small boxes (3 and 3/4 lb--I don't know why that much, particularly, I wasn't sure how much you wanted!) of Albers' "Enriched Hominy Quick Grits" which from the picture look about as they should. I was unsure about the "quick" part, but they're not "instant" which was the only other type available, so if they don't suit your bill, I'll eat 'em!
The box has recipes for grits, fried grits, Cheese Grits Casserole and a Grits and Sausage Bake...
Tonight I have a date

so can you wait for them till tomorrow? I'll be bouncing around, running some errands, and I can meet you somewhere maybe?