Posted 14 July 2015 - 04:15 PM
I was fooled recently by those smirky little Keebler Elves. I bought Keebler Club crackers, Cornbread flavor, to eat with some Jarlsberg Swiss cheese I had recently purchased at Trader Joe's. The crackers are not even pictured on the Keebler/Kellogg's website which should tell you something. They're not salty crackers at all but are sweet like little cookies. The little bastards!
They should have labeled the box "Northerner's Cornbread cookies" they're so sweet. Here I was hankering for something salty and got hornswaggled into something sweet by those damn elves. Grrr...Of course, they might go well with Trader Joe's Cookie Butter but that's a post for another thread...
“Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.”
– From Fox TV’s “Family Guy”