You are some crazy guys . . . that level of ingredients has got to have aphrodisiastic (?) qualities.

Well it
is our anniversary today. Wink.
Anyway, Jason wanted me to post a more exact recipe & technique so here goes:
Egg RollsVegetables1 napa cabbage, separate rib from leaf and slice both
2 stalks celery, finely sliced
1 lb bean sprouts
1 carrot, julienned (for color, I also used up a bit of red cabbage that was in the fridge)
4 oz white mushroom, sliced
2 oz drived mushroom, soaked, sliced (I used black fungus and shitake)
1 med onion, quartered & sliced
1 bunch scallion, separate white from green, finely sliced
8 waterchestnuts, julienned
Meats1 lb shrimp, cooked & roughly chopped (we had shrimp for dinner last night and I bought extra, cooked them all at the same time, seasoned with soy sauce and sesame oil. There was a lot of liquid in the container, drain off and reserve)
6 oz chinese roast pork, cooked & sliced
4 oz ground pork, fresh
Flavorings2 Tbs Soy Sauce - divided
1 tsp rice wine vinegar
2 tsp chinese mustard
2 tsp salt (most of this will be used to salt the cabbage and rinsed away, only use about 1/2 tsp in the sauce)
1 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp pepper
1 tsp corn starch
drained shrimp "stock"
1/4 cup oyster sauce
AlsoPork Fat and/or Peanut or Corn Oil
Several bowls
At least two colanders/strainers
Large Wok
Prep the cabbage first, then placing the leaves and ribs in separate strainers, liberally salt them. Allow to rest for 30 minutes, rinse thoroughly, and drain for another 30 minuts (or use a salad spinner).
After the cabbage is salted, rinsed and drained, and the rest of the ingredients are assembled, the first thing to cook is the roast pork. You want to cook it slow to render out some of its fat. Remove from wok and set aside. Turn up the heat and stir fry the cabbage in the pork fat, first the ribs then the leaves. If you don't have much pork fat, and for subsequent stir frying, use peanut oil, corn oil, and/or bacon grease alone or in combination. Stir fry each vegetable individually, seasoning with a small splash of soy sauce, until it is just barely cooked. Add each ingredient to a large colander inserted in a larger bowl as it is cooked. Vegetables with similar cooking times may be combined, but you don't want to overcrowd your wok.
After the vegetables are cooked, add the fresh ground pork to the wok, when it almost done, add the reconstituted dried mushrooms (if you didn't cook them yet). Mix the corn starch and other flavoring ingredients into the shrimp jus. If you don't have any, you could use chicken stock, or just whatever juice has accumulated in the bowl under the colander with the vegetables in it. Cook down until very thick, almost dry. Lower the heat and pour all the vegetables and cooked meat into the wok. Carefully stir and fold the ingredients until they are all thoroughly mixed with each other and the sauce. Using two large wooden spatulas helped. Pour all the ingredients back into the colander in the bowl and allow to drain/cool for at least 1/2 hour.
Jason described the filling/rolling/frying pretty well above. The oil should be at around 375 F, but I used the bubbles on the chopstick combined with the sacrificial first fry technique.
Pork and Chive Dumpling Filling1 bunch green Chinese Chives (not the same as the chive herb. If you can't find them (or yellow chives) a better substitute would be scallions
1 cake pressed tofu, finely diced (by hand)
1 lb fresh ground pork
1 small can water chestuts
4 gloves garlic
1 small finger of ginger, peeled and sliced against the grain
1 carrot, peeled, roughly chopped
2 ribs celery, roughly chopped
1 oz cellophane noodle, soaked
1 Tbs Soy Sauce
1 Tbs Oyster Sauce
1 tsp sesame oil
1/2 tsp black pepper
1 egg, beaten
Slice the chinese chives finely and put in a large bowl. Add the finely diced tofu and ground pork.
Set up your food processor. With the blade spinning, drop in the garlic and ginger. Then the roughly chopped carrot, celery and water chestnuts. Pulse to chop, but not puree the vegetables. Add to the chives & pork bowl. Add the drained cellophane noodles to the FP and chop, add to the bowl. Add the seasonings and egg and mix thoroughly, you may have to use your hands.
Use this filling for steamed or boiled dumplings, fried gyoza or mini-egg rolls.
Very important: when filling the rolls or dumplings, especially when frying, it is necessary to get out as much air as possible, so that they don't blow up and ruin the oil.