I found this hilarious too.Perhaps the gravy makes them slide down one's throat fast enough to avoid the actual chewing .. and is, therefore, a blessing in disguise?
What's truly frightening is the user who apparently loves these bars, and finds them especially delicious when dipped in gravy.
Here are the two reviews for that recipe. The second one just cracks me up in a master of the obvious kind of way. And they still gave it three stars!
A cook on 9/11/2003
OMG, these are so good, with bacon being like my favorite food, I can't think of anything better than these bacon bars. I highly suggest dipping them in gravy.
A cook on 10/23/2002
went together easy, but I did not like the taste of the bacon and orange tang together