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Entries: Round Thirteen

Started by maggiethecat , Nov 09 2003 07:16 PM

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#61 MHesse

participating member
448 posts

Posted 15 November 2003 - 08:20 AM

Little Miss Muffet

curds
whey
(preferably while sitting on a tuffet)

--mark
Everybody has Problems, but Chemists have Solutions.

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#62 MHesse

participating member
448 posts

Posted 15 November 2003 - 08:21 AM

Iron Mike Tyson

ears
more than he can chew

--mark
Everybody has Problems, but Chemists have Solutions.

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#63 dreamwarrior

legacy participant
1 posts

Posted 15 November 2003 - 04:35 PM

College Student:

48 pack Ramen Instant Noodles
24 pack Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

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#64 maggiethecat

manager
6,052 posts

Posted 15 November 2003 - 04:50 PM

Welcome to eGullet, dreamwarrior; the Smackdown is honored to receive your first post. Let's hear lots more from you.

Margaret McArthur

"Take it easy, but take it."
Studs Terkel

1912-2008

A sensational tennis blog from freakyfrites

margaretmcarthur.com

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#65 Basildog

participating member
2,081 posts

Posted 15 November 2003 - 05:40 PM

Extras for John Cleese
Mickey Mouse shaped chips
2 cold lambs
Ratatouille
Duck surprise

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#66 Allen

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55 posts

Posted 15 November 2003 - 08:29 PM

Tony Bordain...

Coffee
Cigarettes
Sarcasm

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#67 hollywood

participating member
2,814 posts

Posted 16 November 2003 - 12:24 AM

George W Bush

foot (in mouth)
humble pie
crow

Paid for with someone else's debit card.

I'm hollywood and I approve this message.

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#68 ruthcooks

eGullet Society staff emeritus
1,077 posts

Posted 16 November 2003 - 10:50 AM

Noah:

2 of everything
pooper-scooper

Ruth Dondanville aka "ruthcooks"

“Are you making a statement, or are you making dinner?” Mario Batali

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#69 snowangel

eGullet Society staff emeritus
8,140 posts

Posted 16 November 2003 - 03:31 PM

eGullet PMS'ers:

A mess of beef
A lot of bacon
Lots of chocolate (preferably good quality)
Ice cream.
Fat (butter or pork-fat)
Potatos or other carbs, to be served ala fat
The head of anyone who dares to cross the path of said PMS'er.
The loins of an attractive partner
Whatever assorted junk food (preferably salty and full of fat) strikes the fancy of said PMS'er
Red wine, cognac

Edited by snowangel, 16 November 2003 - 11:14 PM.

Susan Fahning aka "snowangel"

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#70 ZachGarner

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5 posts

Posted 16 November 2003 - 05:49 PM

Tony Bordain

<sarcasm>
A sublime sliver of seared foie gras, topped with an ethereal buckwheat blini and a drizzle of piquant huckleberry sauce.
</sarcasm>

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#71 bloviatrix

participating member
4,553 posts

Posted 16 November 2003 - 06:37 PM

Wade Boggs:

2 roasting chickens
2 cut-up frying chickens
1 package skinless bone-in chicken thighs
1 package skinless, boneless chicken breasts

Condoms

"Some people see a sheet of seaweed and want to be wrapped in it. I want to see it around a piece of fish."-- William Grimes

"People are bastard-coated bastards, with bastard filling." - Dr. Cox on Scrubs

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#72 jschyun

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1,552 posts

Posted 16 November 2003 - 09:43 PM

Quentin Tarantino

Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Fries, Ketchup, Milkshake (Lunch)
1 lb Coffee ("the gourmet expensive stuff")
1 small package sugar
1 gallon milk
1 box Kaboom cereal
1 box Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries cereal
1 six pack beer
1 bottle whiskey

--edit Forgot to get a couple of them Big Kahuna burgers for the guys.

Edited by jschyun, 16 November 2003 - 09:47 PM.

I love cold Dinty Moore beef stew. It is like dog food! And I am like a dog.
--NeroW

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#73 megaira

participating member
157 posts

Posted 16 November 2003 - 10:31 PM

John Cleese

Spam
Cheese
1 albatross
1 ex-parrot

and a coconut. halved.

". . . if waters are still, then they can't run at all, deep or shallow."

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#74 tejon

participating member
1,385 posts

Posted 16 November 2003 - 10:40 PM

John Cleese

Spam
Cheese
1 albatross
1 ex-parrot
and a coconut. halved.

1 mint, wafer thin.

Kathy

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. - Harriet Van Horne

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#75 megaira

participating member
157 posts

Posted 16 November 2003 - 11:32 PM

Ex True Love

one chest freezer
Industrial size rolls of tinfoil & saran wrap
roasting pan large enough for very large turkey...or geese...or swans, maybe a partridge
bulk container stuffing mix
stock pot
large amounts celery, carrots, onion
milk glasses
tart shells for pears

Jessica Simpson:

Chicken of the Sea

Micheal Jackson:

Fruit Loops
Mixed Nuts

Ron Jeremy:

heavy cream
Dannon's La Créme
Pop Tarts
Milky Way
Butterfinger
Mounds
Polish Sausage
Bulk Cheese
Bulk Shampoo
Peaches
Melons
Cherries
Kumquats
Passion Fruit
Clam juice (ew sorry)
Oysters
Tuna
Taco mix
Lays
lotus root

Popeye:

Spinach
Yams

Alton Brown: see Fantasy Hardware Store List

Neo:

a spoon.

Harry Potter:

Lucky Charms
Trix

Dell Dude:

Stoned Wheat Thins
Jones Soda
Munchos

Robert Downy Jr.

bulk coffee
bulk asperin

Jason:

Shreddies (canadian cereal, like "Life")

Edited by megaira, 16 November 2003 - 11:33 PM.

". . . if waters are still, then they can't run at all, deep or shallow."

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#76 tryska

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3,114 posts

Posted 17 November 2003 - 08:17 AM

*lol* @ the ron jeremy list.

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#77 dctus

legacy participant
4 posts

Posted 17 November 2003 - 01:56 PM

Samuel Beckett:

A slow cooker
No-Doze
Cigarettes
Tarragon

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#78 picaman

participating member
575 posts

Posted 17 November 2003 - 05:58 PM

John Cleese

Spam
Cheese
1 albatross
1 ex-parrot
and a coconut. halved.
1 mint, wafer thin.

Jamie

See! Antony, that revels long o' nights,
Is notwithstanding up.
Julius Caesar, Act II, Scene ii

bio • website

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#79 pogophiles

participating member
215 posts

Posted 18 November 2003 - 12:26 PM

Don McLean:

Pie
Whiskey
Rye
Newspaper
Bible
Pink Carnation
peat moss
sweet perfume
candlestick

Those who do not remember the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

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#80 hollywood

participating member
2,814 posts

Posted 18 November 2003 - 02:33 PM

Frank Zappa

rutabaga
prunes
sugar plum
creamcheese
baby octopus
creamed corn
Yoo Hoo
Dr. Brown's Cel-Rey
Rancid Budweiser
Latex Solar Beef
Mud Shark
an enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shook up and down in between a
donkey's legs until he can't it stand anymore
plaster

I'm hollywood and I approve this message.

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#81 laurenmilan

participating member
452 posts

Posted 18 November 2003 - 02:39 PM

Sandra Lee (of FN's Semi-Homemade):

Snak Pak artificial vanilla individual pudding packs
Pillsbury ready made sugar cookie dough
Canned Apple Pie filling
trail mix
Uncle Ben's instant rice
Canned chicken
Canned chow mein vegetables
Campfire Marshmallows
premade fondant
soap to make fake confetti "chips" decoration
boxed yellow cake mix
sugary schnapps to pair with sorbet for shooters
Campbell's soup, anything

I'd say this is a winner hands-down...

except you forgot the individually wrapped Brachs caramels! : :raz:

"Give me 8 hours, 3 people, wine, conversation and natural ingredients and I'll give you one of the best nights in your life. Outside of this forum - there would be no takers."- Wine_Dad, egullet.org

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#82 laurenmilan

participating member
452 posts

Posted 18 November 2003 - 02:41 PM

John Cleese

Spam
Cheese
1 albatross
1 ex-parrot
and a coconut. halved.
1 mint, wafer thin.

I think we've invented a new form of poetry!

"Give me 8 hours, 3 people, wine, conversation and natural ingredients and I'll give you one of the best nights in your life. Outside of this forum - there would be no takers."- Wine_Dad, egullet.org

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#83 Cusina

participating member
910 posts

Posted 18 November 2003 - 03:14 PM

Ron Jeremy:

heavy cream
Dannon's La Créme
Pop Tarts
Milky Way
Butterfinger
Mounds
Polish Sausage
Bulk Cheese
Bulk Shampoo
Peaches
Melons
Cherries
Kumquats
Passion Fruit
Clam juice (ew sorry)
Oysters
Tuna
Taco mix
Lays
lotus root

I saw something at the grocery the other day for Ron Jeremy's list (which is great, btw!). Beefamato juice. gack!

And If I get a vote, GG Mora should win. Wow.

What's wrong with peanut butter and mustard? What else is a guy supposed to do when we are out of jelly?

-Dad

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#84 Sinbad

participating member
122 posts

Posted 18 November 2003 - 05:09 PM

John Cleese

Spam
Cheese
1 albatross
1 ex-parrot
and a coconut. halved.
1 mint, wafer thin.

1 Kipper
1 Duck
celery, apples, walnuts and grapes
1 Vodka and 1 Screwdriver drink mix
1 prawn Goebbels, 1 Hermann Goering and four Colditz salads from the deli
2 mixed veal
1 Siberian Hamster
1 box of bisquits
2 Pigeons
1 Bottle of Champagne
1 Gin, 1 Orange, 1 Lemon Squash,1 bottle of Scotch and 1 bottle of Water

And one bunch of Basil