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#31 GlorifiedRice

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Posted 21 December 2014 - 08:17 PM

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 


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#32 GlorifiedRice

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 05:26 AM

Reddit called this CHARCUTERIE. hahahahahahah

 

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#33 JohnT

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Posted 23 December 2014 - 01:04 AM

The following has been put together from various news sources. It could be titled "Only in Africa", but I think the headline should be "There Goes Christmas Dinner".

Two cousins have appeared in the Mahwelereng Magistrate's Court, Limpopo Province, South Africa, for allegedly stealing a cow and an ambulance they used as a getaway vehicle.

Blade Olifant, 26, and Kgothatso Olifant, 27, allegedly stole a cow and loaded it in the back of an ambulance in Mahwelereng. They stole the ambulance from outside a house whilst the paramedics were attending to a patient in the house.

"The two bundled a cow inside the ambulance oblivious of the fact that is was marked and easily identifiable," police spokesman Mulaudzi Hangwani said in a statement.

"Community members contacted the police who quickly set up a roadblock where the duo, with sirens blaring, thought they would not be stopped."

Police found a live cow inside the ambulance as well as bottles of beer.

The two were released on a warning and would appear again on 15 January.

The cow was identified by its owner after it was placed under the care of the local Society For Prevention of Cruelty Against Animals.

"Sometimes the criminal makes it almost too easy for the police. The two were apparently wanting to slaughter the cow for their family Christmas dinner but will now just be having pap (maize porridge)," Mulaudzi said.

Source: I put the above together from various news sources and a police press statement.
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#34 GlorifiedRice

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Posted 26 December 2014 - 06:46 PM

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#35 Okanagancook

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Posted 28 December 2014 - 02:41 PM

Better make sure your bladder is empty before watching this....for animal lovers.
http://www.blick.ch/embed/vid48225

#36 rotuts

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 11:47 AM

Im not sure how to post this :

 

this is the FB :

 

https://www.facebook...52201682&type=1

 

and the pic is this :

 

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Ive been on this diet for "" Some Time ""

 

works well  ...............

 

for a bit

 

:blink:


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#37 Porthos

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Posted 07 January 2015 - 12:02 PM

Real Life Food Funny.

 

I'm in the kitchen doing dishes. my 27 y/o daughter calls from the family room, "Papa, what is the trinity?"

 

I answer, "The Father, The Son..." (thinking now, wait, she knows that - oh) "Onion, celery and green bell pepper."


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#38 Smithy

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Posted 07 January 2015 - 10:45 PM

Real Life Food Funny.

 

I'm in the kitchen doing dishes. my 27 y/o daughter calls from the family room, "Papa, what is the trinity?"

 

I answer, "The Father, The Son..." (thinking now, wait, she knows that - oh) "Onion, celery and green bell pepper."

 

That needs to become someone's tag line, Porthos.   :wink:


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#39 Alex

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Posted 11 January 2015 - 01:38 PM

The New Yorker tends to have funny (imo) food-related cartoons. Here are two recent ones: bagels  presentation


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