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Dinner II: The Gallery of Regrettable Foods (Part 2)


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#241 Beebs

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 09:06 AM

Oooh that is perfect for Halloween! Yum, maggot balls instead of popcorn balls! How did you get them like that? Deep fry?

#242 gfron1

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 09:07 AM

Yep. Simply deep fry your darkest wild rice. And since we're talking Halloween - be sure to stuff a blueberry in a lychee fruit and set it in a champagne jello shot for eyeballs!

#243 emilyr

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 02:47 PM

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Puffed wild rice that went into a savory granola...it was much tastier than it looks.

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I'm just goofing around at work (as usual!) and opened this thread with out really looking at the title. Had the pic open on my desktop but couldn't see the caption yet. I thought it was maggots. This might be a good thing to make for Halloween! How did you do it?
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#244 gfron1

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 05:24 PM

Look at the post above yours...

#245 nonblonde007

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Posted 03 April 2010 - 02:33 PM

In need of a good laugh, I turned as usual to "the other dinner thread"!!!! Thank you again, all who contributed, for my much needed distraction.
Brenda



I whistfully mentioned how I missed sushi. Truly horrified, she told me "you city folk eat the strangest things!", and offered me a freshly fried chitterling!

#246 runwestierun

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 10:47 AM

Oooo! Oooo! I have one!

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I was trying to create a memorable vegetarian entree but the new husband said it looked like an electron micrograph of a 14 year-old's chin.

#247 nonblonde007

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 01:26 PM

Nice job Run! Kinda looks like what the above pic hatched from.........
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I whistfully mentioned how I missed sushi. Truly horrified, she told me "you city folk eat the strangest things!", and offered me a freshly fried chitterling!

#248 patris

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 02:11 PM

Oooo! Oooo! I have one!

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I was trying to create a memorable vegetarian entree but the new husband said it looked like an electron micrograph of a 14 year-old's chin.


Well I know I won't ever be able to erase the memory of it... (is that asparagus in pasta with some sort of cheese sauce? Because that sounds delicious.)
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#249 dcarch

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 03:40 PM

Fun thread!

My attempt in genetic engineering:

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#250 nonblonde007

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 05:52 PM

HA, HA, HA.............o.k.....sorry couldn't help myself. That just might be the actual funniest moment I have had in weeks! (nearly spit my tomato all over the screen)


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I whistfully mentioned how I missed sushi. Truly horrified, she told me "you city folk eat the strangest things!", and offered me a freshly fried chitterling!

#251 torakris

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Posted 26 August 2010 - 09:43 PM

Fun thread!

My attempt in genetic engineering:

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Wow! that is just creepy.

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#252 nakji

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Posted 24 February 2011 - 06:33 AM

I made this for lunch tomorrow, and I knew as soon as it was finished I had to report it here.

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Turmeric: meet red cabbage. Red cabbage: meet turmeric. Lunch: meet Gallery of Regrettable Food. My camera can't even capture the Prussian blue-meets-yellow ochre matte horror of this dish.

#253 gfweb

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Posted 24 February 2011 - 11:26 AM

The colors would be subtle and beautiful if in a leaf mat on a stream bottom and not on a plate.

#254 judiu

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Posted 25 February 2011 - 12:29 PM

I made this for lunch tomorrow, and I knew as soon as it was finished I had to report it here.

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Turmeric: meet red cabbage. Red cabbage: meet turmeric. Lunch: meet Gallery of Regrettable Food. My camera can't even capture the Prussian blue-meets-yellow ochre matte horror of this dish.

But Erin, how did it TASTE? :laugh:
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#255 nakji

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Posted 25 February 2011 - 06:01 PM

Actually really good, as I'd let the cabbage crisp up in the pan, and it made it quite sweet. I actually garnished with fresh chopped cilantro, which helped a little, too. Mixed in with the rice, it wasn't as horrifying.

But yeah, it did look like a stream bed.

#256 Kouign Aman

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 01:47 PM

This little beauty was delicious (black sesame filling), but everytime I see this picture, I think of this thread, so here it is.2012-03-28 download 015.jpg
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#257 Panaderia Canadiense

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 02:32 PM

OMG, the blob ate something that didn't agree with it! I love it - what flavour was the wrapper?
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#258 Kouign Aman

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 02:36 PM

yam (rice dough)
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#259 Shelby

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 02:39 PM

That looks like a tick that's full of blood off of my dog--except it's green blood.... *faint*

#260 GlorifiedRice

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 05:03 PM

Id eat it
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#261 Kim Shook

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:08 PM

I have no clue what that is. But, yes, it certainly belongs on this thread.

#262 Panaderia Canadiense

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:07 PM

This was beef stroganstuff (not quite a true stroganoff - no cream); delicious, but it looks kind of like cat yukk with noodles in it.... Try as I might I couldn't get a flattering photo of it. The peas are particularly unfortunate, I think.

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#263 nonblonde007

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 02:03 PM

I am so happy this thread came back to life!
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I whistfully mentioned how I missed sushi. Truly horrified, she told me "you city folk eat the strangest things!", and offered me a freshly fried chitterling!

#264 SylviaLovegren

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 06:58 AM

This was beef stroganstuff (not quite a true stroganoff - no cream); delicious, but it looks kind of like cat yukk with noodles in it.... Try as I might I couldn't get a flattering photo of it. The peas are particularly unfortunate, I think.

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Cat yukk is perfect. Hope it tasted good!

#265 Panaderia Canadiense

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 07:57 AM

It was delicious, and in the end I regretted not having made more. Too bad it looked so awful!
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#266 ambra

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:30 AM

It doesn't look so bad! What did you use in place of the sour cream?

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#267 Panaderia Canadiense

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:05 PM

Thin sour yogurt (the type sold here for use in smoothies; it has the consistency of thick cream. If you simmer it low enough, this doesn't curdle or separate the way that sour cream does.) It's also much easier on Mom; since she hasn't got a gallbladder, it's hard for her to process the amount of fat that sour cream or nata plus a squeeze of lime implies.

It also means, of course, that I can't really call it Stroganoff. Since it's essentially a variation on what my family calls "stuff in a pan" it was christened Stroganstuff - it's close enough ideologically, if not ingredients-wise....
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#268 ambra

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 07:31 AM

Thanks for the info!!! Stroganstuff might hit a table near me sooner than later. ;)

#269 Beebs

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:51 AM

This little beauty was delicious (black sesame filling), but everytime I see this picture, I think of this thread, so here it is.2012-03-28 download 015.jpg


I think he's kinda cute...imagine him with beady little eyes. :raz:

#270 Panaderia Canadiense

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:34 AM

Sort of a dyspeptic yam-ball god? LOL! I think it needs to become the mascot for this thread....
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