When did Ranch dressing take over the world?
#1
Posted 06 September 2011 - 12:16 PM
#2
Posted 06 September 2011 - 12:40 PM
Other than that, find it just "okay."
But it's sure ubiquitous these days, isn't it?
#3
Posted 06 September 2011 - 12:46 PM
I don't think they like doing it because of the way they plop the bottle on the table. Almost as
though they want to shame the customer by calling attention to the stuff.
#4
Posted 06 September 2011 - 12:59 PM
Bouillie: eating in south Louisiana
#5
Posted 06 September 2011 - 01:00 PM
#6
Posted 06 September 2011 - 01:09 PM
What also contributed to its rise was, ironically, the proliferation of low-fat foods. Mayonnaise became a bad word in the 80's and 90's so a lot of places selling processed foods subbed Ranch for mayo to seem healthier. (which is ironic because Ranch is made with mayo)
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#7
Posted 06 September 2011 - 01:14 PM
Jeff Foxworthy did a bit quite a few years ago on "the cleaning power of ranch dressing"....smear ranch dressing on item to be cleaned, and 1,000 people will magically show up and lick your car/boat/house clean.
I heard a very crude version of a similar joke. Apparently it's currently making the rounds of restaurant kitchens.
I try not to think of it, but it sure goes to the obsession for ranch dressing among some folk. Stunning, really.
#8
Posted 06 September 2011 - 01:47 PM
#9
Posted 06 September 2011 - 02:07 PM
I miss Green Goddess.
You can get it on Amazon.com search Kraft Green Goddess
#10
Posted 06 September 2011 - 02:14 PM
This paragraph from the article pretty much tells the tale:
Once ranch was available in a bottle, Americans fell in love with its rich-yet-inoffensive taste. It is devoid of potentially objectionable ingredients, such as chili sauce (a key component in Thousand Island) or anchovies (found in Caesar and Green Goddess). And perhaps more important, ranch is fattier than humdrum Italian, which is basically a gussied-up vinaigrette. Ranch dressing, which arrived at a time when mayo had gained a reputation as a diet-buster, was essentially a socially acceptable form of the gloopy condiment. It quickly became the preferred way to infuse otherwise healthy dishes with a palatable amount of fat. The salads offered by chains such as Little Caesars or McDonald's were soon accompanied by packets of ranch, to the chagrin of nutritionists.
Edited by slkinsey, 06 September 2011 - 02:16 PM.
#11
Posted 06 September 2011 - 02:28 PM
#12
Posted 06 September 2011 - 02:34 PM
Interestingly (to me), they list mayonnaise as an optional addition to make a "less runny" dressing.1 clove garlic
3/4 cup buttermilk
2-3 tablespoons lime juice
1 tablespoon minced cilantro or parsley
1 tablespoon minced chives
salt and pepper
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#13
Posted 06 September 2011 - 03:34 PM
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#14
Posted 06 September 2011 - 03:35 PM
#15
Posted 06 September 2011 - 05:42 PM
I miss Green Goddess.
You can get it on Amazon.com search Kraft Green Goddess
or it is very easy to make at home. check out the recipe section
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#16
Posted 06 September 2011 - 08:40 PM
Edited by Broken English, 06 September 2011 - 08:41 PM.
#17
Posted 06 September 2011 - 11:31 PM
#18
Posted 07 September 2011 - 01:29 AM
#19
Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:22 AM
I don't know what Ranch dressing is, or at least I didn't until that pizza thread, and speaking as an innocent bystander, it all seems very bizarre. Of course, I don't like mayo and I can't understand its ubiquity either, so I assume this is something along the same lines?
Although, I suspect like most folks, a plain vinaigrette is my favorite dressing, my second-favorite has always been bleu cheese - Stilton, preferably, or Roquefort, or whatever. I know many people like that cool, creamy topping on their greens, but are put off by the strong bleu cheese taste. To me, anyway, Ranch is an easier version. Creamy, with some pretty typical "salad dressing" herbs and spices, but not that strong cheese flavor.
When it first came out, you bought a small packet of dry mix, took it home, and mixed it up with mayo and buttermilk (as I recall, anyway). It had a nice tang to it and became moderately popular, not only for salad dressings, but also for dips. Then the company that made it, Hidden Valley, began selling it in bottles, already prepared. And it was on its way to superstardom. Now it seems like you can buy pretty much anything in "ranch flavor." There are a great many recipes online for homemade versions so if you're really curious, you could whip up a batch. Most include mayo, sour cream, chives, parsley, dill, garlic & onion powder, salt and pepper.
#20
Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:26 AM
I'd say the fundamental flavors of "Ranch"-whatever (including actual Ranch dressing) are buttermilk, garlic, and herbs (typically parsley and chives).I don't know what Ranch dressing is, or at least I didn't until that pizza thread, and speaking as an innocent bystander, it all seems very bizarre. Of course, I don't like mayo and I can't understand its ubiquity either, so I assume this is something along the same lines?
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Director of Operations
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#21
Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:38 AM
I'd say the fundamental flavors of "Ranch"-whatever (including actual Ranch dressing) are buttermilk, garlic, and herbs (typically parsley and chives).
I don't know what Ranch dressing is, or at least I didn't until that pizza thread, and speaking as an innocent bystander, it all seems very bizarre. Of course, I don't like mayo and I can't understand its ubiquity either, so I assume this is something along the same lines?
I'd agree that it started out with buttermilk but it seems that even that was too strong a flavor for some folks. Now, it seems that few versions have it.
#22
Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:42 AM
ETA-- HV Ranch ingredients list:
Soybean oil, water, egg yolk, sugar, salt, cultured nonfat buttermilk, natural flavors, spices, less than 1% of: dried garlic, dried onion, vinegar, phosphoric acid, xanthan gum, modified food starch, monosodium glutamate, artificial flavors, disodium phosphate, sorbic acid and calcium disodium EDTA, disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate
Chris Hennes
Director of Operations
chennes@egullet.org
#23
Posted 07 September 2011 - 07:57 AM
HV Ranch ingredients list:
Soybean oil, water, egg yolk, sugar, salt, cultured nonfat buttermilk, natural flavors, spices, less than 1% of: dried garlic, dried onion, vinegar, phosphoric acid, xanthan gum, modified food starch, monosodium glutamate, artificial flavors, disodium phosphate, sorbic acid and calcium disodium EDTA, disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate
Mmm Mmm MMMMMmmmm.
#24
Posted 07 September 2011 - 08:00 AM
Hidden Valley does. Ingredients are basically mayo, buttermilk, spices.
ETA-- HV Ranch ingredients list:
Soybean oil, water, egg yolk, sugar, salt, cultured nonfat buttermilk, natural flavors, spices, less than 1% of: dried garlic, dried onion, vinegar, phosphoric acid, xanthan gum, modified food starch, monosodium glutamate, artificial flavors, disodium phosphate, sorbic acid and calcium disodium EDTA, disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate
Well, good. I can see why you will accept no other!
#25
Posted 07 September 2011 - 08:08 AM
Said in jest, I know, but the mayo can be omitted from a flavor perspective, I think--see the recipe I posted above.Mmm Mmm MMMMMmmmm.
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#26
Posted 07 September 2011 - 08:22 AM
#27
Posted 07 September 2011 - 08:52 AM
However, have to say that the following sounds rather nice:
For reference, Joy of Cooking's ingredients for Ranch Dressing are:
Interestingly (to me), they list mayonnaise as an optional addition to make a "less runny" dressing.
1 clove garlic
3/4 cup buttermilk
2-3 tablespoons lime juice
1 tablespoon minced cilantro or parsley
1 tablespoon minced chives
salt and pepper
Do you just crush the garlic to a fine paste and mix it all together? And are we talking cultured buttermilk (the yoghurt-like stuff) or proper buttermilk?
#28
Posted 07 September 2011 - 08:58 AM
Yes, the Joy recipe quoted there has you mash the garlic with a bit of salt, then just combine everything. And here in the US the only buttermilk readily available is cultured (though I wouldn't describe it as "yoghurt-like"). Use what you think tastes good, of course.Do you just crush the garlic to a fine paste and mix it all together? And are we talking cultured buttermilk (the yoghurt-like stuff) or proper buttermilk?
Chris Hennes
Director of Operations
chennes@egullet.org
#29
Posted 07 September 2011 - 09:08 AM
#30
Posted 07 September 2011 - 09:12 AM
Yes, the Joy recipe quoted there has you mash the garlic with a bit of salt, then just combine everything. And here in the US the only buttermilk readily available is cultured (though I wouldn't describe it as "yoghurt-like"). Use what you think tastes good, of course.
Do you just crush the garlic to a fine paste and mix it all together? And are we talking cultured buttermilk (the yoghurt-like stuff) or proper buttermilk?
I make the Joy recipe a few times a year: it does in fact taste like commercial ranch, but better because the flavors are cleaner and sharper since they weren't concocted in a lab and compounded in a factory by machines. You can also adjust the proportions to taste (natch). I puree the garlic with the back of my knife and a little salt, and if I want to thicken it I'll use sour cream not mayo. It makes for a great dressing for an American inflected composed salad. Green Goddess is also great, but I haven't made it in a few years.









