DAY ONE:
First up - let's talk about Kyochon, paired with pictures of course.
156-50 Northern Blvd
New York, NY 10301
Soft, dewy pictures of fried chicken don't accurately portray the salivating carnage that ensues when the bucket is in front of my fang-bearing family and friends. So that's why some of these are intentionally harsh with hot-spots (areas of the photo that register as completely white/bright, or "hot" as the lingo goes),
The second I set up the shot, it was clear. Drumsticks are incredibly phallic.

I could hear the (consistent) staff of Korean men snickering. And it's pretty funny. The boner's got a pretty meaty, glistening head, and the shaft extends itself appropriately to two diverging rounded ends - oh you mean like BALLS? Yes, precisely.
Though I'd like to make a comment about the plurality of ballS. Not all men have two. I've yet to hear about someone with three - but I know a guy with one. No, I don't "know" visually nor ...gropingly, but he told me so. So without outing him, I asked my sister (who's a nurse) what the medical terminology was for it.
"Hmm...," she said deep set in thought. "A uniball."*
Like the pen.
Now necessity may beget creativity, but boredom and idle time may beget senseless, brash humor. Like, if I had more time, some ranch sauce, and one of those free NYC Subway condoms on hand, I could make wonderfully grotesque images. Or make jokes about chicken fingers, and what it might mean to be chicken-fingered. I could do a lot of psychological damage to you readers and make chicken quite unappetizing. Unless you know, sex and chicken is your thing. Luckily, I’ve got other things to do.
* not factually-based you dimwits.
Ridiculously healthy sides to accompany your heart-attack meal.





More to come!
This post has been edited by Melissa Hom: 12 November 2007 - 08:28 AM

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