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[maggiethecat]

Forget the skinny lined notepad. Scribble those grocery lists here:

[guajolote]

One liter of EVOO
28 oz. can of (Italian) San Marzano tomatoes
1 head (1 1/2 pounds) cauliflower
Ditto broccoli
2 lbs. semolina
1 pound loaf of "Italian" bread
1 head celery
1 Fuji apple
1 1/2 pounds Sara Lee smoked turkey breast
Veal breast (about five pounds)
1 1/2 lb. ground veal
2 whole (gutted, scaled) tilapia
1 1/2 lb. Barese sausage
1 lb. Mezza Rigatoni
1 1/2 lb. Krakus ham
1 lb. smoked ham
1 lb. Meunster cheese

[maggiethecat]

Guajolote:

You've got Uma's list down! ( )

[Suzanne F]

Wade Boggs:

2 roasting chickens
2 cut-up frying chickens
1 package skinless bone-in chicken thighs
1 package skinless, boneless chicken breasts

[Pan]

[deleted for lack of pertinence]

Edited by Pan, 09 November 2003 - 09:06 PM.

[picaman]

Bennifer:

1 six-pack Sam Adams Boston Lager
1 bottle Captain Morgan spiced rum
1 2-liter Coca Cola
2 pairs Foster Grant sunglasses
2 trucker hats
Jewelry cleaner
People
Us Magazine
In Touch
Star
National Enquirer
The Globe
Premiere
Entertainment Weekly
In Style
Variety



Jamie

[Basilgirl]

Rachael Ray:

EVOO
Chicken stock for that all-day taste
Chicken tenders
Pro-shoot
Rigotta
Steak seasoning
Poultry seasoning
2 jars of giardiniera, one to be pulsed in food processor and stuffed in bread, the other to be used as a chopped salad
FHM magazine

Tony Bourdain:

Cigarettes
Beer
Scotch

[sparrowgrass]

The Crocodile Hunter

Sunscreen
antivenin
bandaids
gauze
adhesive tape
Neosporin
vegemite

[maggiethecat]

The Lost Lenore:

Polenta
Potatoes
Porridge
Polish sausage
Posole
Po' Boys

[JAZ]

Hannibal Lecter:

Fava beans
Chianti

[beans]

Sandra Lee (of FN's Semi-Homemade):

Snak Pak artificial vanilla individual pudding packs
Pillsbury ready made sugar cookie dough
Canned Apple Pie filling
trail mix
Uncle Ben's instant rice
Canned chicken
Canned chow mein vegetables
Campfire Marshmallows
premade fondant
soap to make fake confetti "chips" decoration
boxed yellow cake mix
sugary schnapps to pair with sorbet for shooters
Campbell's soup, anything

[Dave the Cook]

The Lost Lenore:

Polenta
Potatoes
Porridge
Polish sausage
Posole
Po' Boys

I suspect Lenore would spell the last item:

Poe Boy

wouldn't she?

[Squeat Mungry]

Jeffrey Steingarten:

Everything
Something




Edited to add: Hey, Bourdain's list looks just like mine!

Edited by Squeat Mungry, 11 November 2003 - 03:23 PM.

[jackal10]

Great Feast of Sept 23, 1387 given by King Richard and the Duke of Lancaster

14 Oxen lying in Salte
20 Oxen ffresh
120 hedes of sheep fressh
120 carcas of sheep fressh
120 bores
14 calvys
140 pigges
300 maribones
of lard and grece, ynough
3 ton (barrels) of salt veneson
3 does of ffresh venison
50 swannes
210 gees
50 capons of hi grece
8 dozen other capons
60 dussen hens
400 conyngges (rabbit)
4 fesauntes
5 herons and bitores
6 kiddes
5 dozen pullayn for gely (pullets for jelly)
12 dousan to roast
100 dousen peions (pigeons)
12 dozen partrych
8 dozen rabettes
12 dosen curlews
12 cranes
wilde fowle ynough
100 galons milke
12 galons creme
11 galons of cruddes (curds)
12 bushels of appelles
11 thousand egges

Edited by jackal10, 11 November 2003 - 03:21 PM.

[tryska]

did you edit that list at all jackal? or is that how it originally was?

because the thing i can't understand how one spells the same word a thousand different ways. i mean granted it's old english, and they were most likely illiterate, but i say take one spelling and run with it.

Pammy and Kid:
MGD
Hot Dogs
Crescent Rolls
Diet Coke
Bactine
KY
Ciggies

Edited by tryska, 11 November 2003 - 03:33 PM.

[Priscilla]

Mother of Mike Muir (Suicidal Tendencies lead singer)

6-pack of Pepsi

Edited by Priscilla, 11 November 2003 - 03:36 PM.

[Varmint]

Mother of Mike Muir (Suicidal Tendencies lead singer)

6-pack of Pepsi

That's all he wanted, you know.

[Varmint]

Niki Taylor’s Shopping List

1 box Devil Dogs
1 dozen eggs
1 package Double Stuff Oreos
1 case Diet Coke
3 frozen burritos, bean
2 boxes Dove Bars
1 bag Hershey’s Kisses
1 loaf whole wheat bread, organic
1 lb. Baby carrots
4 pints Ben & Jerry’s ice cream
1 small jar Jif peanut butter
1 carton Marlboro Lights
1 bottle syrup of ipecac

[jackal10]

did you edit that list at all jackal? or is that how it originally was?

Mildly edited, and taken in turn from a possibly edited version of "The boke of Cury"
dozen is spelt differently - possibly from several cooks. Also my typing at this time of night is not the best
Conys are diferent from rabbetts somehow.

[picaman]

Mother of Mike Muir (Suicidal Tendencies lead singer)

6-pack of Pepsi

All he wanted was a Pepsi! Just a Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to him!



Made my day.

Jamie

[maggiethecat]

I suspect Lenore would spell the last item:

Poe Boy

wouldn't she?

Very likely Archie; Lenore was a lovely girl, but not much of a speller.

She just remembered to add poek chops.

[KateW]

Sarah McLachlan:
Ice Cream
Good n "Plenty"'s
"Angel"food cake
"Fallen" souffles
Conversation hearts that say "I Love You"
I have her cookbook, co-written by her personal chef, but that would make this too easy...

[GG Mora]

Glenn Gould

1 6-lb. rib roast
6 1-lb. glib boasts
6 1-oz. giblet toasts, de-dum
6 glib farewell toasts
1 toasted gibe at the far wall
6 wall-mounted gibbers
Mounting wall-faced glibness
Glibly walling the mountenance, walling
1 6-mile walled mountain face
6 1-mile mountainous facts
Factual mountain miles, hmm-de-hum
1 6-facted mile of mountain walls
1 mountain of factual walls, de-de-hum-hmmmm-hum
6-faced wall of roasted mountain
1 roasted whale of a factual inaccuracy
Roasted roasted roasted facts
6 inaccurate whale ribs
Ribly innocuous walloon
1 6-ribbed patroon roast
Innocuous ribbing of factual inadequacy
1 6-lb. rib, mostly accurate
Mostly inadequate patroon
Mountainously inaccurate walloon ribaldry, de-de-de-hum-de-hum
6 ribald patroon ribs, roasted
Roasted 6 roast inaccurate inaccurate
Whaleful doleful patroonly 6-rib
1 6-lb. patroon, woefully mountainous, hum
Patroon with woeful mountain whales
Hum-de-de-hum-hmmmm 6-lbs.
1-and-6-and-1-and-6-and-roasty ribly ribald
Glibly roasted 6-to-1-de-ribber, hmmmmmm
1 6-lb. rib roast

[Suzanne F]

GG Mora: if I were giving the awards, YOU WOULD WIN, no question.

[picaman]

Can someone tell me if the bar got raised? It was just there, and now I can't see it.



Jamie

[tryska]

Niki Taylor’s Shopping List

1 box Devil Dogs
1 dozen eggs
1 package Double Stuff Oreos
1 case Diet Coke
3 frozen burritos, bean
2 boxes Dove Bars
1 bag Hershey’s Kisses
1 loaf whole wheat bread, organic
1 lb. Baby carrots
4 pints Ben & Jerry’s ice cream
1 small jar Jif peanut butter
1 carton Marlboro Lights
1 bottle syrup of ipecac

heeyyy......this looks just like the Barbi Twins pre-recovery list.

[jackal10]

Seven loaves
Two fishes
4000 people

[hollywood]

Roky Erickson:

herbs
mushrooms
peyote buttons
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
the sun
colors
Romilar Cough Syrup
jumper cables

[hollywood]

Kurt Cobain

Penny Royal Tea
bleach
crackers
milk
laxatives
cherry flavored antacids
doll steak
test meat
Vaseline
Mexican Seafood
cigs
mashed potatoes
ice cream
Teen Spirit

[hollywood]

Tony Bourdain:

Cigarettes
Beer
Scotch

add...
Durian
Geoduck